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The first post of my ~revamped tumblr is dedicated to own of my heroes, Randy Marsh. A father, a son, a husband, a geologist with a doctorate. He’s battled testicular cancer, alcoholism and the world’s biggest poo.

OH! He’s also has a very healthy masturbation habit. What’s not to fucking love?!